Grad student & History Major causing a ruckus in Pittsburgh, PA
My favorite DC superhero: John Constantine
My favorite Marvel superhero: Captain America
My favorite hero not from DC/Marvel: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (specifically Raphael)
The superhero I don’t like but everyone seems to love: Spiderman
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/